Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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