Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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