Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
