when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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