Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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