You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
They took my balls.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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