kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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