Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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