what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
