..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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