OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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