I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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