Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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