P.S. I can't hear my feet
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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