She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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