This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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