We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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