You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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