He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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