Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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