i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I supernannyed him into submission
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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