It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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