He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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