My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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