Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Help. Why am I so naked?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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