you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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