batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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