You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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