Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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