just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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