i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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