he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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