I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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