I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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