Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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