with your own penis?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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