Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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