He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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