i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
