how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You don't make any sense
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Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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