You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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