I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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