But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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