Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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