I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You need Xanax blowdarts
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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