Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
