that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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