quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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