Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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