But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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