ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I have post one night stand depression
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