I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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