Christians are straight up FREAKS
so let's talk penis.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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