yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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