I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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