I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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