Need sex. Gaining weight.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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